THINGS TO DO IF YOU WANT TO INDULGE A DEPRESSED MOOD

1. Catch up on Perez Hilton posts.
2. Eat something that tastes bad and is incredibly high in fat/calories.
3. Check out baby pictures on Facebook of the offspring of people you never really liked.
4. Google the name of someone you know who is more successful than you.
5. Apply for a job you really really want.
6. Consider how you came to possess the job you have.
7. Look into graduate schools.
8. Remember how much happier you were when you were thinner.
9. Listen to Jeff Buckley, Elliott Smith, Amy Winehouse. Read Wikipedia entries about them. Also about Kurt Cobain and Edie Sedgwick.
10. Blog