- The designer bought a little analog travel alarm clock. Immediately rejected. Too small. Not digital.
- I bought this Philipe Starke alarm clock/radio/barometer. He couldn't figure out how to set it.
- I went to Pottery Barn and bought a big oversized digital alarm clock. It was too dark. He complained that he couldn't see the numbers.
- I went to a fancy audio store near his apartment and bought the nicest clock they had. It has seriously killer sound. He couldn't figure out how to set it AND the numbers were too small.
- Feeling desperate, I called the L.A. assistant for the brand and serial number of the clocks he uses in B. Hills. At last he seemed contented, until one alarm went off in the middle of the night, he couldn't turn it off and when he unplugged it, it continued to sound due to battery backup. Eventually he pried the batteries out and threw them against the wall, undoubtedly pretending the wall was my face.
- Finally, I purchased this timex alarm clock. No radio, no dual-alarm setting. Just alarm, clock, and an on-off switch on the side. He seems to like it...for now.
Muah ha ha ha ha!
3 comments:
Having lived through this on the side lines, it really is ridiculously funny and made me actually almost have a spit take while reading it.
xo
Katie.
PS. did i miss your bday! I'm dumb. Well, welcome to your 30s...
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